School Life Jokes

A teacher once asked a boy, "Where is the Dead Sea?"
The boy replied, "Miss, I never knew it was sick."

Student asking his teacher: Do you punish people for things they don't do?
Teacher: No.
Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework today."Teacher, Teacher I need to pee!"

"Let me hear your ABC's." 
"Okay, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z." 
"Good job, except where is the P?"
"Halfway down my leg!"

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it.
Student: If I had a sweater with ten buttons and two fell off, then I would only have to fascinate (fasten eight)!

Teacher: Who is smart? Put up your hand. 

Then all the students except Ken raise their hand.
Teacher: Ken, why aren't you raising your hand? 
Ken: Because if I raise my hand than you'll be all alone.

A teacher said, "Children, stand in a straight circle!"

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how much would you have?
Boy: One dollar.
Teacher: Are you sure?
Boy: Yes, my dad wouldn't give me a dollar!

School Life Riddles

Q. Why do teachers give you homework?

A. Just to annoy you.

Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room? 
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel? 
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. Why did the students study in the airplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college? 
A. Because it has a million degrees!

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?

A. Pi!

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? 
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

A. It's not right.

My School Days

This is the truth of everyone's life.........

Why do i always remember those days,
Why do i always remember those nights,
Coz they were the most precious days of my life.

D bunks we did together in those days,
D pranks we played together in those days,
D screaming of teachers in those days,
D racing and crashing of bikes in those days.

D partying and night outs in those days,
D crap cooking we did in those days,
D fighting for small things in those days,
D liking every third girl in those days,
I still remember those days,
Every second my heart calls back those days,
Coz i still remember my friends of those days,
I can never forget those precious days,
As they are my most charming school days.