School Life Jokes

A teacher once asked a boy, "Where is the Dead Sea?"
The boy replied, "Miss, I never knew it was sick."

Student asking his teacher: Do you punish people for things they don't do?
Teacher: No.
Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework today."Teacher, Teacher I need to pee!"

"Let me hear your ABC's." 
"Okay, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z." 
"Good job, except where is the P?"
"Halfway down my leg!"

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it.
Student: If I had a sweater with ten buttons and two fell off, then I would only have to fascinate (fasten eight)!

Teacher: Who is smart? Put up your hand. 

Then all the students except Ken raise their hand.
Teacher: Ken, why aren't you raising your hand? 
Ken: Because if I raise my hand than you'll be all alone.

A teacher said, "Children, stand in a straight circle!"

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how much would you have?
Boy: One dollar.
Teacher: Are you sure?
Boy: Yes, my dad wouldn't give me a dollar!

School Life Riddles

Q. Why do teachers give you homework?

A. Just to annoy you.

Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room? 
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel? 
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. Why did the students study in the airplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college? 
A. Because it has a million degrees!

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?

A. Pi!

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? 
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

A. It's not right.

My School Days

This is the truth of everyone's life.........

Why do i always remember those days,
Why do i always remember those nights,
Coz they were the most precious days of my life.

D bunks we did together in those days,
D pranks we played together in those days,
D screaming of teachers in those days,
D racing and crashing of bikes in those days.

D partying and night outs in those days,
D crap cooking we did in those days,
D fighting for small things in those days,
D liking every third girl in those days,
I still remember those days,
Every second my heart calls back those days,
Coz i still remember my friends of those days,
I can never forget those precious days,
As they are my most charming school days.

I love my school life because........

Big gang of friends,

Colorful uniforms,

Silly fights,

Friendly teachers,

Group photos,

Combined studys,

Never ending P.T periods,

Rocking annual days,

Group discusions on anything & nothing,

So many hands in a single lunch box,

Remarkable marks

terror report card,

self parents signature,

Justified mistakes,

Lovable tours.....

"SCHOOL"  life is just a heaven

All Fun Is Here.......

Spectacularly fun life....School is a place where we build our personality and it is only the place where find our BFFs...Best Friends Forever......

Give just a minute to think that are we that happy with our school life..... The answer is but of course Yes! I agree that the homework and the studies bring much of a stress. But then the stupendously fabulous stupid things that we do together with our friends make the life superb  and stress less.

If you still think that peer pressure, parental pressure and stress are making your life hell......Discuss it with the people you trust the most, and if hesitate to do so you all can contact me and get suggestions.

But we all will agree that this is the best part of our life. All the ex-students and pass outs will agree with me..... 

Just forget all issues and live your SCHOOL LIFE WITH ALL THE FUN YOU CAN!!!!!!

Students Life...........

Students Life

Students life is full of fun
work and play.
their day begins with a prayer
And, ends with play.

They go to school with a heavy bag on their back,
And water bottles in their hand.
They sit in the class and toil all day,
And learn about millipedes that coil all day.

In school they make many friends,
And learn many trends.
They even learn values
of love and life.

They study all day
And are bright like the sunray
They can even swim
Like the fish on sea-bay.

Studies develop brainpower,
Sports develop willpower.
They can do both
Without any pain!

They use pens,
They use papers.
They can draw many things
And make many colorful rings.

But when march month comes,
They study all day
They work for appreciation
And sacrifice lot of recreation.

East or west
Students life is the best,
they can start their day with a prayer
And end with lots of play!

What Is Friendship For Teens.....???

Friendship is something that many of us don't understand. It is different for all; For a child shaking hands is friendship,  for a kid having same thinking about something is friendship. For a teen.........??????????

Friends are people who know your life better than anyone else. They know when you are sad, when you are happy, when you need them and all that you may sometime not know yourself. They are unique. They complete you.

But all friends are not like that. You will have to find out who is your true friend and who is not. Anyone can  say that I am your true friend but who is actually your true  friend will never need to say that; you will feel that on your own. You will feel the vibes coming to you. 

If you really want to get to know who all are your true friends, then do the following.........

• Make a list of people whom you talk to.......they could be your besties or hi hello friends....just include their names in the list.

•  Now cross out the names of people whom you think you cannot even think of sharing the smallest secret........think about the differences between both of you.

• Now from the names left, delete the names whom you think don't know you better that you yourself.

• Now the left 4-5 names are your true friends.

So now you know who are your true friends.