HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

                     Scenario 1

                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
                     along, sees them and walks on.

                     That's MUMBAI
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                     Scenario 2

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     Both of them take time out and call their friends
                     on their mobiles.
                     Now 50 guys are fighting.

                     You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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                     Scenario 3

                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and
                     tries to make peace.
                     The first two get together and beat him up.

                     That's DELHI
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                     Scenario 4

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     A crowd gathers to watch.
                     A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

                     That's AHMEDABAD
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                     Scenario 5


                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
                     He writes a software program to stop
                     the fight.
                     But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in
                     the program.

                     That's BANGALORE
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                     Scenario 6

                     Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
                     A guy comes along and quietly says that
                     "AMMA" doesn't like all this
                     nonsense.
                     Peace settles in...

                     That's CHENNAI
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                     Scenario 7

                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then
                     a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

                     You are in KOLKATA
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                     Scenario 8

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
                     "don't fight in front of my place,
                     go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".

                     That's KERALA !
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                    Scenario 9

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     Third guy comes along with a carton of
                     beer.
                     All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other
                     and all go home as friends.

                     You are in GOA !!!

WHY LUV IS BLIND.....

They say its true ...u be a judge for yourself!

A LONG time ago, before the world was created and humans could set foot on it, virtues and vices floated around, not quite knowing what to do. One
day, all of them were gathered together, and feeling more bored than ever.
Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea: Lets play hide-and-seek! Everyone liked the idea and immediately, Madness shouted: I want to count, I
want to count! Since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek Madness, all the others agreed. Madness leaned against a tree and started counting, One, two, three ... As Madness counted, the vices and virtues ran off to look for places in which to hide.
Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon, while Treason hid in a pile of garbage. Fondness curled up between the clouds and Passion went to the center of the earth. Lie said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake instead, whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking.
Madness continued to shout out: ... 79, 80, 81... By then, all the vices and virtues were well hidden, except for Love. Fickle as Love is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide Love.
Madness counted, ... 95, 96, 97 ...Just when he got to 100, Love jumped into a rose bush. Madness turned around and shouted: Im coming, Im coming!
Laziness was the first to be found, because he did not have the energy to hide. Then Madness spotted Tenderness in the horn of the moon, Lie
at the bottom of the lake, and Passion at the centre of the earth. One by one, Madness found them all, except for Love. He was getting desperate. Envious of Love, Envy whispered to Madness, He is in the rose bush.
Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed wildly at the bush. He jabbed and stabbed until a heartbreaking cry made him stop.
Love appeared from the bush, with both hands covering his face. Blood oozed from his eyes and trickled down his fingers. Madness had stabbed
out Loves eyes with his pitch fork. What have I done? What have I done? Madness screamed. I have blinded you! How can I repair
the damage?
Love answered: You cannot repair my eyes. But if you really want to do something for me, you can be my guide.
And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.

Amazing Jumbled Words........

DILIP VENGSARKAR 
When you rearrange the letters: 
SPARKLING DRIVE 

PRINCESS DIANA 
When you rearrange the letters: 
END IS A CAR SPIN 

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SURESH KALMADI
When you rearrange the letters:
SIR U MADE LAKHS

COLOURS OF INDIA..........

 

 








 
 

  

Husband And Wife....

This is 
the most civil way to have a fight between a husband and wife
instead of 
resorting to physical force... 

Poems written by WIFE and 
HUSBAND.

WIFE: 
When I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away. 
When I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
When I wrote your name in my heart, I got a Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
A monkey like u should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

AND
THE SAGA CONTINUES........

A Husband Is just like a Split Air Con
No matter how Loud he is outdoors
He is designed to remain Silent indoors...

....................................................................
"A Husband
is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, the head follows."
.......................................................................

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
................................................................

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
..................................................................

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
...................................................................

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount
Everest ?
Husband: A little Push...!

and the life goes on........

Lets Think Once

 
 
 

 
 
 

Have a look at the Akshardham Temple Monument to World Peace--DELHI!!

After 5 years of non-stop, round-the-clock construction, the massive and awesome Akshardham Temple Monument to World Peace was inaugurated today. The Akshardham Temple in New Delhi, India, constructed by the BAPS foundation -- the builders of the various Swaminaryan Temples across the world, is truely a modern day Wonder of the World.

It is one of the biggest and most intricate religious places of worship ever constructed. Combining several completely different and contrasting architectural styles of Hindu temple architecture of northern India -- Rajasthani, Orrisan, Gujarati, Mughal and Jain -- the Akshardham Monument is entirely constructed of marble and the red-sandstone that Delhi is famous for, and that so many of her monuments are constructed of. It was completed in only 5 years a world record of sorts


So after years of waiting, the Temple was yesterday opened to the public -- and to photographers. Below is the New Delhi Akshardham Complex as seen through the eyes of a BAPS photographer. The pictures are a great many and will take a long time to load, but totally, totally worth the wait!

At its inaguration, it is widely being heralded as one of the greatest monuments India has ever produced. I hope you enjoy viewing this architectual marvel as much as I enjoyed having the honor presenting it. 

Monument of Akshardham

The Akshardham monument, built without steel, is entirely composed of sandstone and marble. It consists of 234 ornately carved pillars, 9 ornate domes, 20 quadrangled shikhars, a spectacular Gajendra Pith (plinth of stone elephants) and 20,000 murtis and statues of India's great sadhus, devotees, acharyas and divine personalities.

The monument is a fusion of several architectural styles of pink stone and pure white marble. Pink stone symbolizes bhakti (devotion) in eternal bloom and white marble of absolute purity and eternal peace. The monument was built after over 300 million man hours of services rendered by 11,000 volunteers, sadhus and artisans.

It is the one of the wonders of the modern world, and the wonders of modern India.