Sunday, December 30, 2012

Cheating in xams is d best xercise 4 ur reflexes..

1. Ur eyes roll 2 c d answer sheet of ur seatmate

2. Ur ears bcum sensitive, even 2 d softest whispers 2 get wat ur seatmate says

3. Ur neck stretches either ways 2 search 4 clues

4. Ur hand copies d answer faster dan ever

5. Ur feet kicks d chair of ur classmate 2 let him/her knw dat U want 2 copy


It's d best way 2 mak urself healthy ;-)

Ek normal student ki copy ka last Page....

Old Bt Funny True ,,
1. Love % nilkaalne wali Game..
2. Pen chalane ki koshish mei numorous Zig zag lines..
3. Strict Teacher ki class mei likhi gayin baaten...
4. Aadha page fata hua..
5. Exams ke liye impt questions. .
6. Cross v/s Zero game..
7. vacations mei kya kya karna hai uski list
N most important. .
8. Apne signature wid different styles...

HAPPY STUDENTS' LIFE :):)...
*For All Who Know Hindi

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Truth Of School Life

A First Bench Student Know The Answer Of 

Every Problem.....

But

The Last Bench Student Knows How To Face 

Every Problem........

Sunday, November 18, 2012

School Life Jokes


A teacher once asked a boy, "Where is the Dead Sea?"
The boy replied, "Miss, I never knew it was sick."

Student asking his teacher: Do you punish people for things they don't do?
Teacher: No.
Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework today.
"Teacher, Teacher I need to pee!"

"Let me hear your ABC's." 
"Okay, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z." 
"Good job, except where is the P?"
"Halfway down my leg!"

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it.
Student: If I had a sweater with ten buttons and two fell off, then I would only have to fascinate (fasten eight)!

Teacher: Who is smart? Put up your hand. 
Then all the students except Ken raise their hand.
Teacher: Ken, why aren't you raising your hand? 
Ken: Because if I raise my hand than you'll be all alone.

A teacher said, "Children, stand in a straight circle!"

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how much would you have?
Boy: One dollar.
Teacher: Are you sure?
Boy: Yes, my dad wouldn't give me a dollar!

Saturday, November 17, 2012

School Life Riddles


Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room? 
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel? 
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. Why did the students study in the airplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college? 
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? 
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

My School Days


This is the truth of everyone's life.........

Why do i always remember those days,
Why do i always remember those nights,
Coz they were the most precious days of my life.
D bunks we did together in those days,
D pranks we played together in those days,
D screaming of teachers in those days,
D racing and crashing of bikes in those days.
D partying and night outs in those days,
D crap cooking we did in those days,
D fighting for small things in those days,
D liking every third girl in those days,
I still remember those days,
Every second my heart calls back those days,
Coz i still remember my friends of those days,
I can never forget those precious days,
As they are my most charming school days.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

I love my school life because........


Big gang of friends,

Colorful uniforms,

Silly fights,

Friendly teachers,

Group photos,

Combined studys,

Never ending P.T periods,

Rocking annual days,

Group discusions on anything & nothing,

So many hands in a single lunch box,

Remarkable marks

terror report card,

self parents signature,

Justified mistakes,

Lovable tours.....


"SCHOOL"  life is just a heaven

Thursday, September 27, 2012

All Fun Is Here.......

Spectacularly fun life....School is a place where we build our personality and it is only the place where find our BFFs...Best Friends Forever......

Give just a minute to think that are we that happy with our school life..... The answer is but of course Yes! I agree that the homework and the studies bring much of a stress. But then the stupendously fabulous stupid things that we do together with our friends make the life superb  and stress less.

If you still think that peer pressure, parental pressure and stress are making your life hell......Discuss it with the people you trust the most, and if hesitate to do so you all can contact me and get suggestions.

But we all will agree that this is the best part of our life. All the ex-students and pass outs will agree with me..... 

Just forget all issues and live your SCHOOL LIFE WITH ALL THE FUN YOU CAN!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Students Life...........


Students Life


Students life is full of fun
work and play.
their day begins with a prayer
And, ends with play.

They go to school with a heavy bag on their back,
And water bottles in their hand.
They sit in the class and toil all day,
And learn about millipedes that coil all day.

In school they make many friends,
And learn many trends.
They even learn values
of love and life.

They study all day
And are bright like the sunray
They can even swim
Like the fish on sea-bay.

Studies develop brainpower,
Sports develop willpower.
They can do both
Without any pain!

They use pens,
They use papers.
They can draw many things
And make many colorful rings.

But when march month comes,
They study all day
They work for appreciation
And sacrifice lot of recreation.

East or west
Students life is the best,
they can start their day with a prayer
And end with lots of play!

Saturday, April 28, 2012

What Is Friendship For Teens.....???

Friendship is something that many of us don't understand. It is different for all; For a child shaking hands is friendship,  for a kid having same thinking about something is friendship. For a teen.........??????????

Friends are people who know your life better than anyone else. They know when you are sad, when you are happy, when you need them and all that you may sometime not know yourself. They are unique. They complete you.
But all friends are not like that. You will have to find out who is your true friend and who is not. Anyone can  say that I am your true friend but who is actually your true  friend will never need to say that; you will feel that on your own. You will feel the vibes coming to you. 
If you really want to get to know who all are your true friends, then do the following.........
  • Make a list of people whom you talk to.......they could be your besties or hi hello friends....just include their names in the list.
  •  Now cross out the names of people whom you think you cannot even think of sharing the smallest secret........think about the differences between both of you.
  • Now from the names left, delete the names whom you think don't know you better that you yourself.
  • Now the left 4-5 names are your true friends.

So now you know who are your true friends.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

School Life Is the Best Time in Human Life............

Happiness, sadness and other emotions, or even love sick, we all can find in our school time. That's why school life is the best time in human life. It is different from university life and adult life, very different! As I showed you above, during this time, we will develop many things like physical development, emotions, relationships, and especially knowledge.
Because school life only happens one time in your life (because you will grow up), so it is very precious. It marks a dramatic change in your whole life. Firstly, the faster physically you grow, the more you develop in mental. It marks your developing time to become a teenager. You are innocent and carefree. Materialistic is none of your concerns. You also have wild imagination, big dreams and ambitions to chase. But as a teenager, you will want to be more independent - which means you don't like to depend on your parents like a little child. And sometimes may be you will feel mature and rebellious. There are other things that you change in school time, but the best thing is you are yourself to do anything you want as you grow up.
Secondly, going to school also means you will have a lot of friends. There is nothing better than belonging to a great group of friends and nothing worse than feeling like an outcast. Friends are important, so during this time make as many friends as you can. They are shoulders for you to cry on when you are sad or happy so your sadness will be less, and your happiness will be twice. Talking about school time, you can never forget the time you share your sweet dreams to your friends, and they tell you theirs; the time you have fun with them playing on the school yard or going shopping or even playing truant together! ... No matter how good or bad those memories are, school time is still unforgettable with sweet friendship and platonic love. Going to school also means you will have new family, new moms who teach you many things about life. Your life will be colorful and beautiful!
Three of all, school life is the best time because it's time we learn many things, our knowledge will be widen, in both social and academic. You will discover those things you called "mystery" when you were a child, such as: "Where does the sun come from and go away everyday"" or "Why can't the trees grow without water and sunlight"" ... They are really interesting lessons. As you grow up, you will continue to learn other things and have deeper thoughts about life. You can develop your hobbies and skills through activities. Learning how to work in a group and individually is also important. Especially, may be you will have your early career!
When you go to the university, you will have to put those schooling memories behind and have to face the new environment: campus. On the contrary, you need to work and study individually to prepare for future career (may be a part-time job). And you will feel more complicated due to a wave of students from all over the country. After graduating from university, you will start your own life as an adult. It is much more serious than you thought when you were in school time some years ago. Adult life is full of million complexities. Your first problem is to find a job and gain a high-ranking position. Then, you have to work and earn money to raise your family and have to be individually and not depend on anyone to make important decisions about your life...
Wow, there are many things to think about as you grow up. However, your school life is still the best time in your life. You have known that university life and adult life are more complicated than school life. You can't depend on your parents anymore. So school time is the time for you to prepare for life.
In conclusion, I just want to emphasis that school life is the very best time in human life. So when you are young and still going to school, you should make this time as beautiful and colorful as you can.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Thats Whats Friends Are For

Students Of D.P..S Rohini - WATCH OUT!!!!

The Horror Of Maths


The Horror Of  Maths

When I die bury me deep,
Six feet down as fast asleep.
Place my MATHS  BOOK on my head,
Tell my teachers ‘I am dead’.
Place my ALGEBRA  BOOK on my chest,
Tell them ‘I am not at rest’.
Place my GEOMETRY  BOOK on my right,
Tell my ma’am ‘Alas! I couldn’t be bright’.
Place my TABLE BOOK on my left,
Tell my teachers ‘I tried my best’.

And tell those teachers not to cry,
As they are the ones who made me die

School Life



School is a daily routine for us
In the morning, we're sure to make a fuss
Even when the sun is still not up,
Here we are, awake at 6am sharp

We feel that school is such a bore
We feel that school is such a chore
Parents say, “School’s great! Now, go!”
We say, “Well, what do you know?”

Late a minute and we have to run
Eyes half open, shoelaces undone
We reach school and we see our friends,
Immediately, the torture ends

We have a chat and go with the flow
Then the bell rings, it is time to go
We may at times find school stressful
To have some fun, we have to bend some rules

Talk back to teachers, and detention we serve
No doubt, it is sometimes what we deserve
Sometimes they are as cold as ice
And other times they're actually really nice

They teach us and give us a helping hand
They’re forever ready to listen and be a friend
They have built much confidence in us
Just not when they are being really harsh

Over the years of education,
Never have we had so much learning with action
Such as camps, experiments, concerts and activities
We’ve learnt so much and even saved the trees

A wise teacher once said aloud -
Success is failure turned inside out
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit

Some may see school as a torture chamber
Some cannot wait for the holidays in December
But it depends on how we look at school
Honestly, positively, school is cool!