Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. Why did the students study in the airplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
A. The ruler!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
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