Wish U All A Safe And Happy Diwali......

A Real Life Buddha!!

*CREDITS - MAYANK JAIN

Presentation Matters.....

2 Woman friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 2: How was your evening?

Husband 1: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you?

Husband 2: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the
electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took
her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a
cab. We walked home which took an hour & when we got home remember there
was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!! :P :D 

Man of the Millennium !

Mr.Kalayanasundaram worked as a Librarian for 30 years. Every month in his 30 year experience(service), he donated his entire salary to help the needy. He worked as a server in a hotel to meet his needs. He donated even his pension amount of about ten lakh rupees to the needy. 

He is the first person in the world to spend the entire earnings for a social cause. In recognition to his service, the American government honoured him with the ‘Man of the Millennium’ award. He received a sum of Rs 30 crores as part of this award which he distributed entirely for the needy as usual. 

Moved by his passion to help others, Super Star Rajinikanth adopted him as his father. He still stays as a bachelor and dedicated his entire life for serving the society. 

All our Politicians, Film stars, Business magnets, cricketers Press and we all Indians should be PROUD and also should be ashamed of ourselves. American Government has honored him but we Indians even don't know that such a personality exist amongst us. 

Atleast have the courtesy to pass this on and on till the whole world comes to know about this Great Good Samaritan. 

Hat's off Kalayanasundaram.. We Indians are extremely proud of you and proudly say "THIS HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA"

Look For Happiness!!!!

I told GOD: Let all my friends be .....healthy and happy forever!

GOD said: But for 4 days only!

I said: Yes, let them be Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.


GOD said: 3 days.

I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.


GOD said: No, 2 days!


I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).


GOD said: No, just 1 day!

I said: Yes!

GOD asked: Which day?

I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!

GOD laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!

Laws Newton Forgot to State

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.

6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

AND THE BEST ONE......
11. LAW OF MOTION : LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN SLOW MOTION...... .!!

Brain Study.......

Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. 

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Phenomenal Power Of Human Mind.......

If you can read the following paragraph, be proud of yourself. Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. 

Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Attitude Make The Difference........

1) GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN......
IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS.
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.

2) IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE.
THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ....... BECAUSE OF EGO.

3) WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES, IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ?
AIR IS EVERYWHERE, BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT.

4) WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON.

5) LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ........ IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK.

6) POSITIVE ATTITUDE CHANGES EVERYTHING.....
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES.
MAJOR : EXCELLENT! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.

7) THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT, BUT THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS "
BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING.

8) You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away.

9) I HEAR AND I FORGET. I SEE AND I REMEMBER. I DO AND I UNDERSTAND.

Hindus Vedic Gayatri Mantra Is Scientifically Designed.......

Dr.Howard Steingeril, an American scientist, collected Mantras, Hymns and invocations
from all over the world and from all religions, tested their strength in his Physiology Laboratory.
He concluded that the Hindus Vedic Gayatri Mantra is scientifically designed.

That the Gayathri Mantra produced 110,000 sound waves per second. 

This was the highest and found it to be the most powerful prayer hymn in the world. 

That the combination of sound and variation in the sound waves and its particular frequency is capable of developing specific spiritual potentialities. 

The GAYATHRI MANTRA is now being broadcast daily for 15 minutes from 7 P.M. onwards over Radio Paramaribo, Surinam, South America and also in Amsterdam, Holland.

AN AMAZING HISTORICAL FACT, PROBABLY KNOWN TO VERY FEW.....Roots of Jinnah

Here are some interesting facts on the Lohana roots of Mohammad Ali Jinnah the founding father of Pakistan : He was the grandson of Premjibhai Thakkar (Gondal), a Lohana, who, to support hisfamily, entered into the trading of fish within the coastal town of Veraval .  His business, however, clashed with the strong(vegetarian)moral ethics of the Lohanas and as a result he was ostracised from the community. He made enough money in this trade and attempted to rejoin the community. He also discontinued the fish business. However, the Lohana leaders, in their wisdom, did not accept his request... think about the course of history, if they had not had inflated egos and had welcomed him back! Premjibhai' s son Punjalal Thakkar (Jinnah's father) was enraged at his father's humiliation and reacted like any other Lohana - with equal and opposite force. He adopted the Muslim religion and changed the names of all his four sons. However, he continued to use his Gujarati nickname: Zino (pronounced Jinno in old fashioned Gujarati) which means 'Skinny.' Jinno`s son - Mohammad Ali - changed his family name to Jinnah - the nickname of his converted father. So, here is the fact. Gandhiji who effectively gave birth to independent India (Bharat) and Jinnah, who is the father of Pakistan , are both sons of Saurashtra,(old Kathiavad) Gujarat *This is an edited article derived from ' Gujarat Samachar' and just clear facts are stated.*

Sweet....

Lesson Of Life.....

A Sweet Message By A Mosquito......

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying...

His dad asked him, "how do u feel ?"

He replied "it was wonderful daddy... All humans clapped hands for me!! :)"

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think.. :)

Believe In God...

Teacher to child: If U tell me Where is GOD?
I’ll Reward u Rs.100
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Kid Smiles n Replies: I’ll give U
Millions if you tell me Where HE is
Not.

Love is a Post Card,
Life is a Visiting Card,
Wife is a Memory Card,
Husband is ATM  card
Girlfriend is a Debit  card
Neighbour is a greeting card
Saali (wife's sister) is a Recharg card
Mother and father  is  Pan  card
Saala (wife's brother) is  a " FARZI   CARD "
Child  is  a   Identity  card

But Friends R "AADHAR" Card
Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege.

Punjabi Computer.... :P

Imagine if your computer starts working in Punjabi, you will have commands like these on your computer 

• Send = Sutto
• Insert = Wich Paao
• Attachement = Naal Laao
• Edit = Sidda Karo
• View = Waikhee Jaao
• Forward = Aggay Sutto
• Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
• Outbox = Bahar Da Daak Khana
• Trash = Mitti Paao
• Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
• Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
• Delete = Daffa Karo
• Download = Thallay Laao
• Properties = Jaidaad
• Connect = Naal Milaao
• Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
• From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
• To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
• Subject = Khaas Gall
• Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
• High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally

· Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao.

Every mother should tell her son..........

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain;
to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than  you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply

Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her little and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your generous support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this.......

Please appreciate "HER"  

Jokes...... :D :D

Aaj k shaitan bacche
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. 
pyar se MAA kehta hu 

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna

BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE!!!!

Wat comes to u is Credit.                                            
Wat goes from u is Debit.

Birth is ur Opening Stock.                                  
Death is ur Closing Stock.
                 
ur ideas are ur Assets.                                        
ur words are ur Liabilities.
                       
ur happiness is ur  Profit.
                   
ur sorrow is ur Loss.

ur soul is ur Goodwill.         
ur heart is ur fiixed  Assests.

ur duties are ur outstanding Expenses.

ur friendship is ur hidden Adjustment.

ur character is ur Capital.

ur knowledge is ur  Investment.

ur patience is ur Bank Balance.

Ur thinking is ur
Current Account.

ur behaviour is ur Journal Entry.

Bad things u shld always Depreciate.

And every good things u shld always Appreciate.