Jokes...... :D :D

Aaj k shaitan bacche
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. 
pyar se MAA kehta hu 

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna