Love is a Post Card,
Life is a Visiting Card,
Wife is a Memory Card,
Husband is ATM  card
Girlfriend is a Debit  card
Neighbour is a greeting card
Saali (wife's sister) is a Recharg card
Mother and father  is  Pan  card
Saala (wife's brother) is  a " FARZI   CARD "
Child  is  a   Identity  card

But Friends R "AADHAR" Card
Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege.