Sunday, December 8, 2013

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

                     Scenario 1

                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
                     along, sees them and walks on.

                     That's MUMBAI
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                     Scenario 2

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     Both of them take time out and call their friends
                     on their mobiles.
                     Now 50 guys are fighting.

                     You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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                     Scenario 3

                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and
                     tries to make peace.
                     The first two get together and beat him up.

                     That's DELHI
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                     Scenario 4

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     A crowd gathers to watch.
                     A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

                     That's AHMEDABAD
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                     Scenario 5


                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
                     He writes a software program to stop
                     the fight.
                     But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in
                     the program.

                     That's BANGALORE
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                     Scenario 6

                     Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
                     A guy comes along and quietly says that
                     "AMMA" doesn't like all this
                     nonsense.
                     Peace settles in...

                     That's CHENNAI
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                     Scenario 7

                     Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then
                     a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

                     You are in KOLKATA
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                     Scenario 8

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
                     "don't fight in front of my place,
                     go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".

                     That's KERALA !
                     ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
                    Scenario 9

                     Two guys are fighting.
                     Third guy comes along with a carton of
                     beer.
                     All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other
                     and all go home as friends.

                     You are in GOA !!!

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