This is
the most civil way to have a fight between a husband and wife
instead of
resorting to physical force...
Poems written by WIFE and
HUSBAND.
WIFE:
When I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away.
When I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
When I wrote your name in my heart, I got a Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
A monkey like u should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
AND
THE SAGA CONTINUES........
A Husband Is just like a Split Air Con
No matter how Loud he is outdoors
He is designed to remain Silent indoors...
..............................
"A Husband
is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, the head follows."
..............................
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
..............................
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
..............................
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
..............................
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount
Everest ?
Husband: A little Push...!
and the life goes on........
the most civil way to have a fight between a husband and wife
instead of
resorting to physical force...
Poems written by WIFE and
HUSBAND.
WIFE:
When I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away.
When I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
When I wrote your name in my heart, I got a Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
A monkey like u should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
AND
THE SAGA CONTINUES........
A Husband Is just like a Split Air Con
No matter how Loud he is outdoors
He is designed to remain Silent indoors...
..............................
"A Husband
is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, the head follows."
..............................
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
..............................
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
..............................
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
..............................
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount
Everest ?
Husband: A little Push...!
and the life goes on........
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